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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 04, 2023

Much Confusions

when something is misunderstood and leads to a lot of complications, coined by the infamous Alena

"weren't we supposed to meet at 9:00"
"no, we said 8:00"
"Much confusions!"

by Simcock September 15, 2008

Gay confusion

When one is confused into thinking there gay
This can happen in different way.
1. You stayed awake for 72 hours and now the walls melting and your bro do be lookin think.
2. You have suppressed your crush so deep that you think that you like the other gender

Person 1. One week I only slept for 20 hours and now I think I might be gay
Person 2. Nah man, you just got gay confusion

by somethingican September 30, 2020

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020

Confused

When a person gets instructions but doesn’t understand.
When a person is in a situation but doesn’t understand why or what is happening.

Jason is always confused

by Mustard Bandit September 15, 2021

Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit

Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.

by kima.avk November 04, 2020