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Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Ronald Reagan

When a hot prostitute is passed back and forth between an Iranian and a Nicaraguan while ignoring that she has AIDS. You then finish by peeing on her as a form of a tip, i.e. trickle-down economics.

Ey essay, me and this Iranian guy gave this ho the Ronald Reagan, man. I probably need to go to the free clinic but it was worth it vato.

by PubeMafia11 July 01, 2024

Ronald Reagan

The only fucking person within the United States of America to have a readable signature.
Also the 40th president of the united states and a captain in the 322nd cavalry division 2 year before and throughout WW2.

MAY YOU BURN IN HELL REGARDLESS, RONALD REAGAN

by damnboihethic69 December 18, 2024

Ronald Reagan

A music star, performing alongside his bandmates: David Babymaker and Jimmy Intercourse.

You know who the best musician is? Ronald Reagan

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Ronald Reagan

Like Trump, but more successful and more manipulative. He undid the new deal, decimating the middle class and regressing America to the gilded age of the 1890s. Like Trump, he was ultra conservative and a spearhead of the ideals of corporatocracy and American oligarchy.

Ronald Reagan was anti union. I don’t trust anyone who is anti union. ~Me

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy October 22, 2021

Ronald Mc. Trump

420th President of the United States
He started his career at age 12 Working as a Mc. Donalds Employee, at age 14 he got fired for being a Simp
He started becoming a president at the age of 69, and currently has a criminal record of stealing everyone's burger

Ronald Mc. Trump is the 420th President of the United States of America

by LePost James March 27, 2020