A fork of Rural Dictionary
Would!? You SHOULD! You're actively pretending to be another guy!
Hym "You SHOULD kill yourself, imposter! Do it on camera! Carve your wife's phone number into your chest, tie a noose, and give that chair a kick. You can do it today, too! You would be doing the world a favor."
The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.
Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you
😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽
Wish a hoe would mean u wish a hoe will say some smart shii and try to fight yu
This girl said she was gon drag me and I said I wish a hoe would
this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"