A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to "keep on a short leash". Yanking someone's leash means to verbally admonish them, usually constantly and for things that don't warrant it. Often done until the person whose leash is being yanked stops acting or talking a certain way and loses a part of what made them themselves. This is often associated with a controlling relationship. Derived from the concept of pulling on a dogs leash when he tries to go somewhere or do something that the owner doesn't approve of. See also: Pussy whipped Not to be confused with: Yanking your chain
Husband: *innocent joke* Wife: Do you always have to do this? You are humiliating me, you're so insensitive, that joke was not okayandblablablablablablabla Husband: I'm sorry, dear. Husband's friend: Damn bro, she's really yanking your leash!
noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do? Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Another way of saying Beating ur meat
Billy: I was yanking the can last night Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat
An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt. After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off. AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!" Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?" Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter. The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.” Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.” —————- Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!” Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”