A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very caring guy, will always have your back. good at hockey. pretty hot, fun to bang. and overall just pretty much God himself
"omg is that Reese?" "No it's Jesus"
reese is the most annoying mf youll ever met. hes probably gay, a femboy, or a furry. gotta be one of them.
he has probably harrassed someone once, actually maybe five times.
he is also a gaslighting fake mf who thinks that his feelings is all you care about, and putting himself above your other friends who are so much less annoying
"yo, dude, is that reese?"
"you mean the dude that kicked a girl in the stomach, screech in someones ear, and throw a chair at a guy? yeah thats fcking reese."
Reese is very sweet. If you are around her when she is with her friends she can seem kinda crazy, but when she is alone or meets new people she is super shy and scared to meet new people.
She is in a big friend group but only has a couple of friends.
Reese is the best person in the world
Person who acts dumb all the time or does something dumb
Did you see that freshman try to get at that senior what a sick Reese
Da crinkly-paper "paid --- thank you" strip dat you'd be wise to hold onto for at least a day or two after your purchase, just in case you need to prove dat you weren't da one who swiped an orange-wrappered candy bar from da local convenience-store.
I've never actually been accused of shoplifting --- even just a candy bar --- but I still save my Reese-eipt for a few days after da sale --- better safe than sorry, ya know??
a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively
when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit