Country Dictionary

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basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!

basketball is for babies

by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

georgian basketball

When someone passes his job or task to another person next to him who has a lower position.

; An act when a person who bad transfers his job to a fellow employee and takes credit later.

I'm feeling lazy today so I'll play Georgian basketball on my co- workers

by Leviko January 18, 2020

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground if you've never been.

The guy was describing his basketball prowess like he had been inducted into the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame for playing basketball for a while in school, and calling it an overachievement in life. He had about 2 other guys in the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame with him, about the same number as you would find in the Irish or Italian basketball halls of fame, but still he didn't want to tone his bullshit down, because to him basketball was more than a stupid fucking game he played in school, it was as sacred as religion.

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021

Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 08, 2017

obnoxious basketball guy

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.

obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu

by Kanye Southeast March 24, 2024