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Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023

Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt

Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww

by bubble.chald January 17, 2020

Barney bung

The purple tint around a girls anus that you can observe during sexual intercourse or other sexual endeavors

Dylan’s mom has a Barney bung according to his father.

by Ryemaster Bob October 10, 2022

Barney Rubble

Stale weed, an almost dusted bowl, or an almost empty bag of weed that just has a few crumbs left

Stale weed or an almost dusted bowl.

This weed must be pretty old it tastes super Barney.
You might get another hit off this bowl, it’s all Barney rubble.

All that’s left of that ounce we bought is a half a bowl of Barney rubble.

Barney Gumble

A play on words for rumble

Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble"
Person 2:" what's that?"
Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"

by Yours truly god himself November 22, 2021

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Barney Bryant

The best at any game he plays

Barney Bryant is so good at games he got me

by Mr memeer November 12, 2019