A fork of Rural Dictionary
A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.
Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.
When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”
Somebody who comes into the job and tends to fuck everything up so you have to fix it. Some would say he is the master at doing shit work.
Hey the Cob Jobbler’s pulling in right now what’s he going to fuck up today?
The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.
or
To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.
Im going to Cob on
The act of making a dildo, based off of a real dick using a piece of corn on the cob.
"Hey want to hang at my place later" "sorry I cant I'm stoobin' up da cob"