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Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 22, 2021

shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.

"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"

by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018

dodge baby

when ur boo thang gets a dodge and you get to ride in the passenger seat

My boyfriend got a charger, officially a dodge baby!”

by jt2swavy January 17, 2022

Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.

Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.

by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024

Old Out Of Date Dodge Ram

A Dodge Ram made before 2019

We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes

by Cober Kai November 09, 2023

Dodging

The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.

My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.

by Meepmorpzorp March 08, 2022

Dodging

Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games

Dodging - Flaking on the boys, leaving your fellow brethren out to dry on a night of games

ex. Patrick Brown, AKA Ballsrick Brown, Patrice Brownlee, Penis Eater Patrice

"Im gonna go get sum cawfee and chat up some egirls instead of gaming with you guys. See ya pussies"

by PogMonster March 06, 2022