A fork of Rural Dictionary
Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.
Keith is the love of my life.
The whitest name a white man can have to their name
Guy 1: Is that Keith?
Guy 2: Damn
god of gods, jesus of jesus, terrorer of johnson, robber of food and profesional competitive eater.
"OH MY GOD, IS THAT THE SEXY JESUS, KEITH????!?!?!?"
Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
Between Keith Partridge & Keith Everett, I think Keiths are cool as hell.
The only black man in the air force.
Is that Keith??? omg hes black