A fork of Rural Dictionary
makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
hes got mung river virus stay away.
a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home. he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.
the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house
A man who will ask the fellas, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.
Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!
A man who will ask ladies and gentleman, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.
Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!
A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.
Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General." Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!" Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup." Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"
A dirty person who keeps a filthy house. This is a pet type name for that person, rather than being derogatory.
Oh grandpa, you’re such a scrunge-a-munge, it’s endearing.
When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.
We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.