Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack. Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or humorous anaphoric reference.

"Hey how was breakfast?" "You should check my breakfast is served story..."

by 5a4dow March 06, 2023

Served tea

Always gets you on the one uppers that make you think they're smarter than you are.

Burn! You just got served tea

by Everything Nicer July 31, 2021

Soft-serve-Marte

A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net. The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net" A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?" or "You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 05, 2020

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 04, 2016

Self Serve Bro-Yo

When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.

He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.

by Oooo weeee April 03, 2018

Serving Cunt

slaying, eating, giving girl boss, mostly used by girls, gays, and theys

gay: “omg look at that girl she’s really serving cunt” girl: thank you!!!

by February 23, 2024