A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.
Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.
dicks out
cheeks spread
who you fucking?
Mr. Piper or Dream
Piper girls are girls that want to save turtles but don't have metal straw and has nails done also wears scrunchies on ankle and truly believe she is one of a kind with either messy bun or half up half down hair
I wish to part of the piper girls
Girls that wear scrunchies on her ankle and has half up and half down hair style with nails done that also wants to save turtles but don't have a metal straw
I am a Piper girls
a Ryan dude that likes to f l e x his speed skills to other people in the bejeweled fans discord server. he likes speed modes and so far, someone's yet to beat him. his favorite number 120, just so you know.
person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.
Just remember it.
Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."