A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquial South London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.
'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'
A guy you should call daddy.
Girl 1: I want Danis to choke me and make me call him daddy
Girl 2: Me too
one of the best people you’ll ever meet. she’s my ride or die forever and you should never take her for granted because she is so strong. she shows her love in subtle ways but you know she loves you. she is an amazing person and she definitely knows that. (she’s also so beautiful)
Girl = “dani is so mean”
Dani’s friend = “you just don’t know her like i do, she’s not mean she just shows her love differently. she is amazing and you should shut up.”
A hobbit sized Italian with short hair. Loves borbs. Equal parts cocaine and sports bra.
Person 1: Have you met Dani?
Person 2: Oh yeah, a Dani is a delight but will fight you.
If you are friends with Dani you are is for one hell of a ride. Dani will without fail laugh at every one of her jokes, even if it's not funny. Her aesthetic is dark academia and she's a Gryffindor. Dani does very well academically however I can't say the same about her ability to be serious. Dani is single-handedly the cringiest person you will ever meet. She will constantly ask what phrases mean that every teen should know, such as "that's what she said".
Dani: THIS IS SO HARD!
Ava: That's what she said.
Dani: What does that mean?
Ava: Dani, what the actual fuck.
To simply put it, Dani is an illegal alien... we should send her back on the raft she came on.
Dani is a funny love self obsessed girl that has many friends but is only loyal to her best friends, and dani is beautiful and any guy would be lucky to have her, dani can be mean but is only doing it to be playful or brutally honest, she has much drama in her life bit makes it into a fun hike so not one around her suffers
Girl 1: who's that
Girl 3: oh that's dani