A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Frankenstein handjob is where u take jumper cables and attach them to the base of ur penis. U then prepare hedge cutters and place ur penis right where it cuts. When your about to climax u turn on the charge from the cables then chop of ur penis. After the chop u should be cumming out of the remaining stump of ur penis while the cut part flails around on the ground like a lizard tail. When ur done u sow ur penis back on and continue until satisfied.
Person 1: Man my penis is throbbing
Person 2: is it from the Frankenstein handjob?
Person 3: yeah my scissors were dull, also don’t go above 3000 volts, u can’t feel it after that
Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia
Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."
A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.
Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!
Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night