Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

korean baby

Usually a fat caucasian kid with pencil thin eyelids who may or may not eat cats

Wow you look like a korean baby

by ALLAHUAKBARRRRRR February 06, 2018

korean arrival

The opposite of an “Irish goodbye.” When someone arrives to a social event quietly and without fanfare, possible without saying hello to anyone.

Nate: “Wow, Dave, I didn’t even know you were at this party? How you been?” Dave: “I’m good. I owe Mike some money so I wanted to make a Korean arrival and then leave.”

by Disco Mac January 02, 2024

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of ramen, then proceeding to fuck it till it’s cooked.

Dave’s favorite dish is my homemade Korean cumwad

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Korean cumwad

The act of ejaculating in a bowl of unseasoned ramen, then proceeding to fuck the ramen till it’s heated up.

Sorry babe I can’t do it tonight, I just had a Korean cumwad

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

Korean Mimosa

3/4 Miller highlife + 1/4 Soju in Pint glass or champagne flute. The rich man's somek.

Dude is that somek? Nah dude we fancy here. It's a Korean Mimosa.

by RangerLarry September 22, 2019

Korean Angel

A colloquial term for a form of hooker in American areas that have more Asian heritage.

Hey man that Korean Angel must have had something because my balls itch like crazy.

by John James Doe March 24, 2021

hairy korean

A particularly lewd sex act: Step 1 - jerk off onto partner Step 2 - shave off pubes Step 3 - roll pubes into the lovebutter splatter tar and feather style Step 4 - piss on partner to remove pubes

I had trouble looking her in the eye after we mixed it up in bed with the Hairy Korean.

by theoriginalsteevio July 15, 2021