A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.
Microwavable sweat is disgusting.
The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau
Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.
An owl that went through a microwave. (What do you think?)
that microwave owl went through the microwave!
crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.
That Person Looks Very MICROWAVED Right Now.
When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna
Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved