A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nice guy with an abnormally huge prepuce and special abilities such as using his prepuce as an Indians Jones whip to fight crime
Oh stop it you, you’re such a Foreskin Frank
OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE HOLY FORESKIN.
IVE HEARD ITS CRUNCHY.
Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.
Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!
Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.
When you and a woman are having intercourse and her vagina is so tight it pulls of your foreskin from your penis and you feed it to her as punishment
Owww babe my foreskin you know what whore eat it- foreskin pulling
Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.
Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.