A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.
Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.
Hispanic Roofers. The scratching sounds they make on the roof coupled with them speaking is similar to the noises you hear in a roach infested home.
Damn, those Guatamalan Roof Roaches did a fine job on my new roof.
Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.
I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.
The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.
Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart
Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.
Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.
(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”
Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
A car roof that has been bent downward from children bouncing on it.
I've had to lower the price of my car on craigslist since the kids gave it trampoline roof.