A fork of Rural Dictionary
Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual
Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized
#getsmoothiehelp
Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”
A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs
Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?
Someone who is mentally challenged
smoothie : no example needed
Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion
I just had a detox smoothie.
A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".
see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.