A fork of Rural Dictionary
2 people having sex in a candy shop.
See Beth and Hank over there? They totally had a sugar wiggle last night.
The act of someone attempting to escape a difficult situation that they do not want to be a part of. This is usually executed using sly and sneaking forms such as crawling under tables.
Bro, he's wiggling. John got in an argument with Anthony, he started wiggling to escape.
When one is unable to achieve an erection and can’t give even the slightest weinering. It is considered wiggling, which is defined as the continued act of mashing one’s article in order to stimulate the clitorus, thereby considered sexually competent enough to not be gay.
Last night, upon leaving the bar after last call with a 2/10, I couldn’t provide an adequate weinering, which subsequently led me to supplying her with a vigorous wiggling, therefore I nailed her. Not gay.
The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.
"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"
A orange nigger who has no friends and social life He is a cuck to his girlfriend who is out of his league He gains 300 pounds daily and is on life support He tries to talk to girls but he stutters and spits all over their faces He tried to sit with people but there was only 5 seats available Dont be friends with him stay away Papa wiggle
The left, right, front and back wiggle you do on the toilet seat to keep the sanitary toilet seat liner from sticking to your butt when you get up from the toilet seat.
I did the saniliner wiggle and the damn paper still stuck to my ass.