A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone keeps insistently harping on you.
Quit jogging my wires as I won't be responsible for when they short.
Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
Used when someone is picking their pants out of their crack without knowing/disregard for others perception
I can’t go out with Jim, he’s always searching for copper wire coils. It’s gross, but admittedly funny that he thinks nobody sees him do it.
Cables for apple products.
See that kid over there? He only uses white wires!