A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber
Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber
When you ejaculate on someone's face
He gave her the cucumber maki
If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.
When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face