A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.
Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?” Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone” Boy 1: “Ohhhh”
When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.
Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today. Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.
When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez
Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust? Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!
A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.
Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.