Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

by The Original Agahnim July 02, 2021

Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does. Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.

Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me." Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

Hello everybody! My name is Welcome

A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"

(Video Starts) Hello everybody! My name is welcome... ... ...What?

by Someone who kinda exists August 16, 2023