A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does. Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me." Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
A humorous gaffe from Markiplier in his video "3 Scary Games #23"
(Video Starts) Hello everybody! My name is welcome... ... ...What?