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the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.
When something threatens your system. This could be a job interview, performing on stage, giving a speech or a Glock 40 at yo azz.
Don't freeze up now! Talk that ish you was talkin' earlier.
Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder
holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off
Whilst receiving head in an automobile, in subzero temperature, instead of letting her swallow, you finish on her face and make her walk home
Subject 1: “I gave that bitch the Mr. Freeze and my kids froze on her face”
Subject 2: “Nice”
If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"
Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!