A fork of Rural Dictionary
cold af home to Appalachia state.
Haley: have you been to Boone? Charles: you mean ALASKA?
Boone is an amazing friend. He is a very, very good looking guy and will always have your best interests at heart. He has the best grin and the happiest attitude. If you have a Boone, don't take him for granted. He will always be the best part of your life if you let him in. He has the most handsome dark brown eyes and the cutest hair. When he sees you, he will always tell you how beautiful or worthy you are. He is a very kind person and loves dogs. Don't ever lose a Boone if you can help it.
Person 1: Aww, you and Boone are so cute together! Person 2: Yeah, I hope I never lose him
amazing person. great personality over 6 foot. generally awesome.
Damn, that boone guy is really cool, i should get to meat him
A boone is someone with an overeager interest in everything toiletrelated.
"How was your defecation?" "Shut up you boone weirdo!"
To boone, is to spread ones anus agape, similar to goatse, but instead holding the anus agape with a dilator or similar object. The most common reason to boone is for sexual pleasure, as well as storing things inside ones anal cavity.
"I had to boone to store the drugs in my ass"