A fork of Rural Dictionary
typical idiot that dresses up like they’re doing the Tour de France and insists on riding their bicycle on main roads
Watch out, dont hit that Lance Armdouche on the shoulder. He’s a sponsored cyclist.
A very outgoing gay male dancer. Usually the only male in the dance troupe which is filled with girls.
The dance troupe is mostly girls and one Lance Prancer.
When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere
Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance
A really hot guy who loves legos and weightlifting to push down the pain.
1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson
A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness
1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson