A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an old man with glasses jerks you off till your dick is crystal clean.
That old man and his civil war buddies gave guerilla paws to each other every Friday morning.
The act of repeatedly singing "Woop Woop Woop Woop Paw Paw Paw" during an unexpected awkward silence.
The audio cut out on the video so the crowd star Woop Woop Pawing!
You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation. Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.