A fork of Rural Dictionary
Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head, that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot
The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe? Sam: he’s out sick again. Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago? Sam: yeah he was. Mike: that guy is professionally useless
A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.
I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.
You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
When 3 or more people gather together on the sabbath with purely non sexual intentions.
I went strictly professional on that bitch last Sunday. It was Sunday, and we were bored, so a few girls and I ate small pickles and exfoliated in bed for 6 hours, strictly professional indeed.
Someone who is usually really good in their profession but doesn't fit the description of their respective craft. Like an oxymoron of what they're good at E.g A bald Barber, A fat coach etc.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, that chocolatier is a bit of a professionable, he's lactose intolerant.
It is when you are being professional with someone to some degree.
Wow lace, your professionality is on top of the charts!