A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of watching pornographic material on a Zoom meeting with your friends.
He asked me if I wanted to zoom boom with them tonight.
When programs on a computer are zoomed in because of bad eye-seight
Look, he has boomer zoom
When programs on a computer screen are zoomed in because of bad eye-sight
why do you have boomer zoom?
A, usually first, movie date except online through video chat; because of coronavirus.
Since we can’t risk meeting each other to watch a movie, want to Netflix and Zoom?
“Mise en Scene” + “Zoom”
A background, either real or electronically generated, for a Zoom call intended to reflect positively on the participant.
“The author’s mise en Zoom was filled with copies of his own books.”
“My mise en Zoom makes it look like I’m calling in from Tatooine.”
The highest level of cuck. When your girl/partner doesn’t even want you in the room/building/zip code. You sit in a cuck chair elsewhere and watch the action via zoom/FaceTime.
Zach is so pussy whipped and his gf knows this. She made him be a zoom cuck and he tunes in every time as ordered.
(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.
Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.