A fork of Rural Dictionary
Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.
Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.
person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.
Albert is a nice guy that loves someone called Kayla so much
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Girl: I love you Albert
Boy: I love you too Kayla
Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me
guy hey bro you good you look depressed
albert no men im not depressed
Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'