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pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding

by In A Rut February 18, 2024

Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.

by In A Rut February 18, 2024

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.

' my knickers are crusty with pants batter' ' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum

by In A Rut April 26, 2024

Butter Batter

Something so amazingly delicious, that you might go mad over it and can’t live without it ever. One of the finest and most delectable desserts’ places which might include cakes, macarons, cookies, bonbons, truffles or baked cheesecakes.

Thank you for coming in my Life ! You are no less than Butter Batter ! You make me fall in Love with you whenever I see you. Are you Butter Batter ?

by RajaHarishchand November 25, 2021

Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.

I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.

by Dark Oak September 03, 2023

trouser batter

possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage

"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"

by John McFloss September 30, 2006

Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.

Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.

by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018