Country Dictionary

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Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!" Or "How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

by The1811 January 11, 2024

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods) Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 06, 2021

mong peng

Mong peng is a Cantonese word and is often use to describe someone who is blur and stupid.

Nei dong Ngor hei Mong peng? You think I'm stupid?

by H.A.CM March 02, 2014

id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.

Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.

by Eric Devlin February 03, 2007

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence? Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 02, 2020

The Mong Hypothesis

Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.

Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!

by Reills40777 October 04, 2019