A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell
"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!" Or "How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"
Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods) Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.
We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.
An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch
John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence? Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch
Named after famous degenerate sports bettor Dr. Stu Mongworth Reagan, this is when a sports bettor takes the complete opposite of what Dr Stu bets on because he’s so dumb.
Dr Stu loves the Eagles -13.5 today. According to the Mong Hypothesis, we should put our life savings on Jets +13.5!!