A fork of Rural Dictionary
Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold. The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas. A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!" "The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
Pay attention to your needy girlfriend. The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe" The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??" Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape" "My girlfriend is gonna leave me" "Tighten your cape"
It’s exit 0 off the park way .. gayest town on the east coast
“How to get to cape “gay” May ... go all the way south and turn gay “ “ you even been to cape May ? U mean cape gay “ Place where men have sex in public
A person who is lazy and incompetent.
Man, look at that darn cape dragger over there, he doesn’t know or care what’s going on.
A garment of clothing tied around a woman's waist that covers her butt concealing any accidental period seepage.
That chick must be on the rag. Check out her period cape
When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.