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Crotch pilot

When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.

I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot

by Crotch pilot September 15, 2018

piloteer

The name of a song by the band My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin about crushing on a girl. It’s gay (obviously) and not about anyone in particular.

Could be used as a term of endearment or as a way to ask someone out:
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.

by veryhotperson1029 November 16, 2023

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band "My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin"'s song "Piloteer", the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you're really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 06, 2025

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 06, 2025

piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band “My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin”’s song “Piloteer”, the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you’re really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 06, 2025

Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 26, 2019

Auto Pilot

another word for retardation

Guy 1: "Hey, you can't make sex jokes with a girl you just met, that's disrespectful!"
ALPHA PANDA HAQIB SHAKIB: "nah bro i'm just on auto pilot"

by Sania Jamil November 24, 2021