Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

susan stewart

Has had everything in life handed to her. A silver platter Princess. Her royal entourage follows her wherever she goes.

If my name was Susan Stewart I would be living on Easy Street.

by Big Red Man September 29, 2023

Safety Susan

A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.

This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.

by BloodyCyclist May 19, 2021

dirty susan

a dirty susan, when a girl does a blow job but throws up half way through.

she pulled a dirty susan last night.

by i know_what you_did July 18, 2023

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 03, 2020

A Susan Jones

When you ask your nan for sexaul intercoure because you can't get any so it your last resort

Right I'm off lads I'm going for a Susan Jones when I get home

by Mr H Jones May 11, 2022

slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 03, 2019

Silly Susan

When a guy has sideburns on his dick

Did u see that guy at the urinal he had a huge silly Susan!!!!

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022