A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tyson ASMR is a YouTuber known for his hit videos such as "ASMR kissing you all night- 8 hours male kissing and breathing with beard", and "ASMR examining your balls Doctor role-play male soft spoken". He is a calming, loving man with voluptuous lips. He also exudes gay energy but that's okay because he is actually gay and there is nothing wrong with that. You could also use TysonASMR as an adjective meaning "To have your testicles softly examined by a 'professional' doctor"
person one: dude are you okay? you seem tense.
person two: nah bruh I gotta get my Tyson ASMR
Yeah, how am I just now hearing about this?
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
A man who pees white when he sees Andon and Luke.
“Omg look it’s Tyson peeing white again”
“Person: Tyson Brazil must have seen Andon and Luke again”
Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.
The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean
He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson