Country Dictionary

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Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

by August 13, 2024

mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.

You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.

by April 01, 2023

Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.

Andy: "Man why are you all wet?" Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"

by DirtyJalapeno April 20, 2011

Mexican Airforce

A less known term refering to a pelican. Southern California Fishing Slang

There goes the Mexican Airforce. The Mexican Airforce always try to eat the plastic bait.

by Lv5 Bread September 03, 2018

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Mexican Diaper

It's a sex fetish where people like to where diapers and shit in them

That lady I was dating was into the Mexican diaper

by The French Whore January 10, 2016