A fork of Rural Dictionary
The lump of spent cat pee in the litter box.
The cat kicked out its piss fritter from the litter box.
Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.
Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.
A heavy mist of rain. Not heavy enough for a drizzle, but heavier than a mist. Normally extremely annoying, but manageable.
The air piss washed away my chalk. It was going to be a great day in the park, but the air piss started. What a dreary day, full of all this air piss.
A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.
Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.
bullshitting/overreacting to everything
Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test
I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.