A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sam Armstrong Marshall is a really hot male with fluffy hair, he is the true definition of hot. If you ever see him just know you are a very lucky man
"your looking so Sam Armstrong Marshall right know"
Armstrong bc is a shit hicktown town full of old people and farmers and nothing to do the most you can do is play frogger in the highway
Armstrong bc is a shithole
CB radio jargon for the old hand-crank-start automobile engines. A clever "play on words", using the common last name "Armstrong" as if it is the name of the crank-device's inventor, when in fact one truly does need "strong arms" to operate it.
Guy #1: Will your wife get to drive your restored flivver in the parade this afternoon?
Guy #2: Yeah, but I have to run back home first and get it going for her --- it's got an Armstrong starter.
"damn girl! You got some big tits Grace!"
"Grace Armstrong, you have some big watermelons today!"
When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)
“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”