A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dumbass nigga with a small dick
Your such a Reese Reinkie with your cuckhold ass.
A Reese Harris is another name for a very hot and breedable woman, typically of young age.
Brooo I need to breed with that Reese Harris, I bet she’s slimy like a slip and slide!
The clog of cum in showers dorms that is caused by excessive shower masturbation. Ultimate sad fuck who can't get into Hannah's pants so he plays stellaris with her instead.
Stop being such a Reese Reynolds or else I'll wat your ass
The Reeese Blanket is a blanket used to "clean up" after a good time in the bedroom by yourself.
Person 1: Hey nice Reeses Blanket. Person 2: Probably shouldn't touch that
Reesing: Verb. The act of manipulating an ex-significant other to support one's drug habit by parasitically re-inhabiting the space of a sig-o without any care or consideration to reciprocate in kind (Sexually or otherwise). Noun. A careless and manipulative act which deceives an ex into falling back into the role of provider in order to selfishly exploit them as a source of illicit drugs. Comes from the root "Theresa," in that this act is the opposite of the selfless altruism exhibited by Mother Theresa.
Man 1: so me and my um, girl, hung out this weekend at the casinos again. We partied big the whole time! Man 2: Aw yeah, you hittin that again? Good for you, she's hot as F! Man 1: uh, well naw we partied too hard and passed out most nights. We just spent time reconnecting, you know? Man 2:. Wut!? Man, that girl is reesing you for sure. She just wants you to pay for everything because she can't.
When a girl shits herself then a guy with peanut butter on his dick fucks her in her ass and he nuts and lets the dog eat the stuffings
Guy 1: Yea she let me do the reeses dog treat on her last night it was awesome Guy 2: ur weird
You ask me if I know Paco Reese? Of course I know Paco Reese, we had lunch together
Pro Have you heard of a Paco Reese