A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.
Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."
A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.
Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!" Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."
Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.
“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself” Jp Spartapigbob
a thing a dick says to you possibly pointing out if you did something it would benefit you and is saying this in a condescending manner Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you? Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you reffered to the notes.
Student: Ugh this problem with 452/45 +69.3 X 46 +4x-31y is confusing me what about you? Student 2: You would be well served to pay attention in class as what you said is completely abhorrent irresponsible and in terms of the question it is phenomenally easy of course if you referred to the notes. Student: jesus who stuck the pull up your ass. these hands rated E for everyone so just chill
When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out. considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?” “Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.
Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night! Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever? Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all! Adam: Wow...