A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you drop a deuce in the snow in the middle of the winter and steam rises from it.
Woah, Jerry just straight up dropped a Stanley Steamer in the park.
When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.
I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
When you are fucking a dude and have to take a shit. You stop penetrating the asshole and shit from his belly button all the way to his nose. Making sure to smear it all over his mouth.
Adam and I were having sex, when our of no were he gave me a stanley steamer.
Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.
I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!
It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.
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When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.
"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"
When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.
Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?