A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.
Child: "Have you seen grandpa?" Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."
An object/person/place that gives of the energy or aesthetics of singer Lana Del Rey.
Girl you legit so Lana Del Rey coded, period!
Lana DeDrater was the daughter of Marcus Crassus. When he was killed in the battle of Fagina, Lana ran backwards all the way to Rome to inform Caesar the triumvirate had fallen. She ran backwards for 100 miles so as to never take her eyes off the enemy. It is not a coincidence that Lana’s name spelt backwards is a reference to a private body part with learning difficulties- her father Marcus had a wicked sense of humor. After Marcus’s death and Lana’s epic run, when wanting to mock someone playfully in public, Romans would say they had the character of Lana Dedrater. In modern day and in close running communities, Lana is now recognized as the patron saint of ultra running.
Cornelius my good fellow, you’ve all the traits of Lana Dedrater!
One of the best assholes ever seen
Damn Lana rhoades has one of the best asses I’ve ever seen
My saviour, my god. Basically the best person on eart. She is talented, hard working, nice, gorgeous, generous, loving, caring and beautiful person.
My mom is lana del rey so fuck off if you don't like her cause remember you're ugly.
A bitch who always lie about her albums releases
Bro, you know who is Lana Del Rey? Yes, a gorgeous, amazing and fantastic girl who lies to her fandom about an album date