A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is being inconvenient to either; themselves or the people around them.
Themselves
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica
I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.
The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
The act of pleasuring a guy with ones hand.
Timmy gave the older boy a handjob under the bleachers during the basketball game last night.
A handjob by an American landwhale.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
(N) Instead of sitting on your hand to make it feel like someone else is giving u a handjob sit on your dick so it feels like your giving someone else a handjob
Man I gave myself the best Inverse Handjob last night.