A fork of Rural Dictionary
used to show you’re not messing around and you’re serious
dude i literally can’t stand this bitch she won’t shut the fuck up
An overused word that lost its definition of what it LITERALLY is supposed to mean.
Youtuber: I got literally censored by literally Youtube.
Figuratively. People who say it almost always mean figuratively.
Literally everyone who uses "literally" means "figuratively."
The most overused term in American English.
Whenever an idiot has no idea, what he is actually talking about, he replaces the last words that would have made any sence by the word "literally"
Person: " No, Kangaroos do not inhabit Austria."
Idiot: " Omliterallyg yes. They literally do it I literally read it on 4chan thread about New Zealand and literally Austria."
the definition of something literal, actual, real. not to be confused with figuratively, the complete opposite or littoral, of anything near the shore or coast of a body of water.
correct usage:
1) I literally made this post at 12:15am.
2) The woman literally just fell from the sky.
incorrect usage:
1) I literally ate shit in FS2020/GTA/DCS/any other flying game. (you didn't literally consume fecal matter, did you?)
2) Destroyers have limited capability in the littorals. (literally wrong context and doesn't even end in -ly ya dingus did you play too much Sea of Thieves?)
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution