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piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 13, 2009

Piss all over

To completely disregard a set of guidelines or customs (sometimes dismantling them) in order to achieve something.

From 'I Built a City Where the Dead Bodies Just Pile Up - Cities: Skylines' (posted by GrayStillPlays) at 0:36

' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '

by M0UNTA1N5 July 29, 2023

piss chris

a person named chris who like pis

ew its a piss chris

by TheReallyRealReel March 29, 2022

pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot January 01, 2024

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

Piss tingle

piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.

Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often

by Gonzogodzilla2 April 12, 2024

Piss Humping

When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.

Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.