A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing
Ben: Aww shit man Tim: What!?! Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!! Tim: Wtf-
A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation. Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area. Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss. The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.
Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often
When you need to piss really badly you start moving your legs and it looks like you are rapidly humping the air.
Person 1: You ok there mate? Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss. Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.
seizuring to the point of pissing yourself
I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself
A “Piss Chug” occurs while one is out drinking and has to urinate, the drinker must go to the bathroom with said drink and as they start to urinate, they simultaneously start chugging their drink, this continues until the person finishes peeing, or finishes their drink
Royce was dared to do a piss chug at the bar last night and puked