A fork of Rural Dictionary
To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.
In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.
Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.
That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!
A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.
Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!
the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend
dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper
to have sex
so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?
Forehead while getting kid to sleep
Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper